Friday, March 25, 2011

Dear Modern Family,

© 2011 Frederick Doot

Dear Modern Family,

It should go without saying, but your sophomore season has been..well...a typical sophomoric season, riddled with errors and mediocre (at best) performances. But last night, you redeemed yourself (for now..) Your batting average on the season had dropped below the Mendoza line (non-baseball fans, look it up), but with this sudden surge, I have hope you can become an All-Star again. Keep hitting multiple homeruns and keep your average up around .800 like you accomplished last night (and every night like you had done until the dreadful double header to end last season), and you can redeem yourself this season..and give us hope for a promising career. You're one of only two sitcoms I follow (and I'm still a season behind on HIMYM, but catching up), so keep me a fan.

Yours Truly,


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